Saturday, February 19, 2011

Why do you build me up, buttercup.

I have a fucked up sleeping pattern I must say..

I always wonder why, I do not have an interesting life. Whenever I read other blogs, their lives seem a whole lot less mundane than mine.. Or so I think.. Maybe it's my lack of competence to go into detail of how my days were exactly and my lack in taste for what is considered interesting to me now. I don't know, beats me. I just complain about the same shit every day.

So let me try.

My recent days were filled with void deck gatherings, holland, mccafe, monopoly deal, prawning, smoking, eating, smoking, eating and oh, smoking and eating. I'm a real bummer, I know. And I've been visiting Peninsula quite a bit, to accompany Zhiyi to get her alterations and her new guitar and my pretty babies. Heh. And I never seem to stop eating. WHY. And yesterday, everyone at the table in-sync-ly said the same thing to where my fats all go. But I couldn't agree more. People who are close to me, you guys know where they go and where I usually lose from.

I am very sad to say that my rash is back and I am quite annoyed because I missed out on sending fatty off today. ): Yeah she left for Perth, already. The last I know we were like, "Omg you're going back in 2 weeks." Before we even realise, it's time for her to fly already. I was thinking, of making a trip over to Perth in September! Sounds like fun and hard work at the same time! Need to work my ass away to save up for my plane ticket! But it's be well worth the pain of working!

Oh yeah I'm on Fleet. Sounds cool and harmless right? But it fucking sucks. It's saline laxatives. Doctor suggested I cleanse my system of all 'toxic' so the rash won't come back so often. Saline laxatives are the worst thing you can ever consume. It's like drinking, salt mixed with salt water. IT'S MOTHER FUCKING SALTY HOW ABOUT? And just one sip of it, I already feel like gagging. Imagine drinking about 800ml worth. I swear before I had the runs, I already feel it coming out of my mouth. Gross sorry. Okay, for the sake of clean intestines and a mini diet, I finished a little more than half. Haha I've always hated laxatives. Why take them, when you can just starve? Less torturing.

I don't know why, but I never fail to find my posts really disorganized and lacking in structure. You know, it's the perfect portray of my thoughts because honestly speaking, whatever I type comes straight from my mind without thinking twice. I'm dysfunctional like that, deal with it. If I were to write an essay and have it graded, I would prolly get negative 100. Lack of content, limitation of vocabulary, trashy grammar and lastly, disorientated display of rubbish. It belongs in the bin. ):

Gonna go wallow in self pity and blas ap IN mah engwish. Whoop whoop. Eh by the way sorry I just have to add, I really cannot stand it whenever I read people's tweet and their grammar spelling or the entire sentence just simply comes out wrong! Like "so much for not going" becomes "so much of not going" for example. It's not hard to tell from when it's a mistake(typo) to you're-just-plain-stupid-trying-too-hard when you keep repeating the same "mistake" and never seem to get it right, not even once. You'll be surprised, you get to see a lot of such errors in just one update. I'm not trying to be mean but what I cannot stand is the urge to reply the tweet to correct the mistake. But I always decide that it's too mean. And I'm just too anal. Sorry, who am I to judge, my english also cui.. But, just saying! Not directed to anyone below 25 years old.

Feeling a tad bitchy sorry. ): it's pms + the number of times I've been to the loo make my legs wobbly thus my mood is in the basement. Okay goonai all.

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